I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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