Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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