she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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