There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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