so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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