two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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