your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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