i just google imaged poop.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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