yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Randomize