Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
My balls are so social today.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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