halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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