it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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