sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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