Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
