no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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