i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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