remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I skipped work to stalk him.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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