She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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