he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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