if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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