is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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