I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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