smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Randomize
