So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
