party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Randomize
