did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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