Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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