Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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