Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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