my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
there was a trapeze. enough said
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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