I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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