Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
no you cant smoke seaweed
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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