I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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