Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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