The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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