Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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