so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
wow bdsm is so cute
He did a backflip because drugs
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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