But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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