But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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