I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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