I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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