saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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