Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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