But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Randomize
