even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
