I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Buhtt sex?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
