Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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