If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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