i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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