Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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