Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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