Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
