Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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