She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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