I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
