I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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