New invention idea: vibrating tampons
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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