So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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